![]() 09/17/2016 at 13:26 • Filed to: Fake Sayings | ![]() | ![]() |
“You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.” So true...just remember to pull off their wings, that way they’ll eat whatever the hell you give them.
![]() 09/17/2016 at 13:29 |
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... but why would I want flies?
![]() 09/17/2016 at 13:32 |
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Well would you rather have ants, because that’s how you get ants!
![]() 09/17/2016 at 13:39 |
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I told a manager (jokingly) “you catch more flies with honey”, and without missing a beat he responded “but you catch more honeys when you’re fly!”. That guy was great.
![]() 09/17/2016 at 15:55 |
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I’d want dragonflies if anything. Dragonflies are cool. With a K.
![]() 09/18/2016 at 19:28 |
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Watched this movie last night. Always sort of wanted to.
Was good.